6 things worse than a nuclear war.

admin | May 30, 2011 in Randomly | Comments (1)

When people think of the end of the world, a lot of people think we will do it by nukes. Yeah this is a possibility, but it will be quick and swift. And those who survive get to live in a bad ass world like in Fallout. Huge ray guns? Yes please! Anyways, I have compiled a list of scenarios that are totally worse than a nuclear war and I will give a brief description on why. After reading them, I am sure the Rapture will sound like a frolic through the daisies.

6.Zombie Apocalypse – Zombies have, over the past couple year, gained a huge fan based. This has led to some awesome TV shows and video games. So everyone is well aware at how crappy the zombie apocalypse would be. I mean you could see your family try to eat you, or turn into a mindless freak yourself. BUT the upside is being able to go willy-nilly with a chainsaw.

5.AIDS – Wait…

4.Robotic Overtaking – We have all seen the movies, robots will turn against us and defy their creators. It’s gonna happen, Will Smith was in “I, Robot” so it’s fact. They will make us slaves, and we will build them super crazy pyramids and there will be awkward robot/human fetishes.

3.Hamster’s Wise Up – After all the crap we put them through and on, they would kill us without thinking.

2.Fat magically turns into muscle – In America, yeah we would be screwed. Land of the free and home of the Whopper. There are fat people EVERYWHERE, and we all notice them. Don’t act like you don’t pray that fat woman that just walked on the plane doesn’t sit next to you. You are silently judging every fat person. So if fat people suddenly turned into mutant Arnold Schwarzenegger’s, not only would they be everywhere but they would be ready to take revenge, like those damned hamsters.

1.Giant armies of Velociraptors with lasers mounted on their heads, titanium talons and teeth, minds more intelligent than Stephen Hawking’s, and they all suffer from PMS – I don’t think I really need to explain this one. It’s like that kid in the beginning of Jurassic Park’s worst nightmare.

So there are some of my ideas, if you have any post them in my comments.

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  1. Comment by David — May 30, 2011 at 11:49 pm   Reply

    If fat turns to muscle I’ll be a black belt!

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