Captain abandoned ship!

admin | January 15, 2012 in Randomly | Comments (0)

http://news.yahoo.com/captains-conduct-blasted-divers-more-dead-224626434.html

What a dick! Obviously he disagrees with James Cameron’s portrayal of captains. And he was showing off when he veered too close to the rocks. “Hey guys, check this out. I want to show you how badass I am by endangering everyone on this boat. When I accomplish this feat, you will then proceed to give me high fives and cold brewskies… Alright here we go…. well… fuck… I swear I didn’t press Z twice to barrel roll… I only pressed it once. WE ARE STUCK MID BARREL ROLL.” Word for word. Then he chucked up a deuce, and walked the dinosaur.


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