Top 5 worst types of fanboys

admin | October 3, 2011 in Gaming | Comments (1)

If there is one group of people I hate in this world besides hipsters, it’s whiny fanboys.  This is a quick list of types of fanboys that just grind my gears.

5.Call of Duty Fanboys- You know exactly who this is.  It’s a 20-something year old guy that is a total bro.  He doesn’t play any other games other than Madden and CoD.  You tell him to try this new really good game and no matter what, you get back “nah bro, it’s not as good as CoD.  CoD is the best.”  And when I type CoD, that’s actually how they talk.  They say it like the fish, cod.

4.Sony Fanboys- Alright, I love my PS3, I think it’s a great system but I wouldn’t say it’s the best. Both the 360 and PS3 have their ups and downs.  Sony Fanboys on the other hand will be the first to tell you that you are wrong about everything you just said and that the PS3 is the best.  Why?  Free online, better exclusives and isn’t run by evil Microsoft.  Well apparently these douches haven’t dealt with Sony before, because I have and I will say it, Sony is full of a lot of douchers and they do screw over a lot of people.  Now I know these fanboys are going to be like “well why aren’t 360 fanboys on the list?  You’re a 360 fanboy!”  I am not, I just never see 360 fanboys, ever.

3.J-RPG Fanboys- Black shirt, black pants and fingerless gloves.  That is the usual J-RPG fanboy.  I have met some high class ones before, but for the most part J-rpg fanboys are the weirdest fucking guys you will ever meet.  I love my J-rpg’s don’t get me wrong but these guys take it to a whole ‘nother level.  They have posters of their favorite characters in their room, and have the dolls and everything.  They will also be the first to tell you that the west makes shitty games and could never make a game like the east can.  Well to that I say, fuck you, 11.11.11.

2.Nintendo Fanboys- These dudes can be really fun or really creepy.  They are usually older guys who grew up with Nintendo, which is understandable but then you have these oblivious kids that love Nintendo no matter what.  It’s like they live in a bubble and don’t know what else is out there.  I have actually seen one of these fanboys burst out of his bubble and realize what is out there.  It was like watching a birthing happening, but without the gross.

1.PC Fanboys- Alright PC fanboys, you guys are fucking annoying.  You are the most difficult people to please and will be the first to say that this corporation is screwing them over and that this new game is garbage and will never be like the last one.  These guys are like the hipsters of the video game world, they play games that are so underground, you’ve never heard of them or their developers.  My pc is my favorite gaming system, but these guys have the biggest raging nerd ego’s ever.  Just calm down.

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  1. Comment by lol — October 3, 2011 at 5:36 pm   Reply

    The reason why you don’t see 360 fanboys anymore is because they lack any real arguments nowadays. Before back in 06-08 you’d have 360 fanboy pointing out that the “ps3 got no games,” Live shits on PSN,” “multiplats are better on 360” etc.

    Look at it now… the PS3 has a wide range of exclusives, diffecrence of multiplats on both systems are minimal nowadays, and a series of fimware patchs have made PSN a legitimate online service. 360 fanboys have nothing to say now besides sales, marketing, and any other non gaming factor that Microsoft does better than Sony.

    360 fanboys should definitely be on this list and you are a 360 fanboy for doing so.

    I agree with PCfags being the worst fanboys ever.

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