Someone should invent car horns with personalities

admin | August 1, 2011 in Randomly | Comments (0)

Stopped at a red light, I waited patiently for the light to turn green.  After the expected wait time, the light did turn green and I was ready to move on with my life but apparently the car in front of me was not.  I waited about 10 seconds and then I did what any normal person would do, I honked my horn.

After I honked my horn, I found myself feeling almost sorry because my horn just as an asshole tone to it.  All I needed was a polite “excuse me” honk to let the person in front of me know the light turned green, instead I got the “hey jack ass, MOVE YOUR FUCKING CAR” horn.

Maybe someone should invent a car that allows you to select what tone of mood you mean as you lay down on the horn.  Even just two selections would be nice, an “excuse me” horn and an “I’m going to follow you and beat the shit out of you” horn.

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