LOZ: Ocarina of Time 3ds Reviews in CAPS

admin | June 21, 2011 in Randomly | Comments (1)

 

YO, THERES THIS NEW GAME OUT CALLED LEGEND OF ZELDA: OCARINA OF TIME!  THIS SHIT IS MAD DOPE!  tHE COOL THING IS, IS THAT IT CAME OUT IN 1998, AND THEY DUN RELEASED IT AGAIN, BUT THIS TIME, YOU CAN PLAY THIS GAME ON THE MOTHA-FUCKIN GO!  THAT’S RIGHT BITCHES!  YOU CAN PLAY THIS CLASSIC WHILE YOU BEEN DROPPIN’ DEUCES OR GETTIN DOWN AN’ DIRTY WIT YO HOMEGIRL!

THIS GAMES GOT SOME CRAZY MAD UPGRAYDZ COMPARED TO THE ORIGINAL.  FIRST OFF, THIS SHIT LOOKS FUCKIN’ ILL!  THE GRAPHICS ARE LIKE A MILLION TIMES BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL! YEAH! THAT PRINCESS HO LOOKS HAWT IN THESE GRAPHICS!  ALSO THE 3D EFFECTS ARE POPPIN’!  IT MAKES YOU TRIP A LIL BUT THEY DID HELLA GOOD WITH MAKIN’ THAT ORIGINAL 3D GAME INTO REAL MUTHAFUCKIN 3D!

THIS GAME RIGHT HERE PLAYS JUST LIKE ORIGINAL.  DAS RIGHT, NO CHANGES HERE OBAMA. EVERYTHING IS PRETTY MUCH JUST THE SAME, BUT YOU WANT THIS CAUSE THAT ORIGINAL WAS FUCKIN SICK! I REMEMBER PLAYIN THAT GAME WHEN I WAS CHILLIN WITH MY BOY JEFF AND WE WUZ JUST CHILLIN AND SMOKIN DAT KUSH!  I WAS ALL LIKE “YO THAT BOY ZELDA IS TIGHT”, AND HE’S ALL LIKE “YO, BROBRAHAM LINCOLN!  ZELDA IS THE PRINCESS BITCH!”  THAT DUDE WAS RIGHT.  BUT ANYWAYS YEAH, THIS SHITS JUST LIKE THE ORIGINAL.

COOL THING ABOUT THIS 3DS IS THAT THIS THINGS GOT 2 SCREENS. WHAAAAAAT?! YEAH 2 SCREENS! AND THAT MAP THAT YOU WERE ALWAYS GOIN TO WHEN YOU HAD NO IDEA WHERE THE FUCK YOU WERE GOING, THAT SHIT IS DISPLAYED RIGHT ON THAT BOTTOM SCREEN! MAKES IT HELLA EASY TO GO AROUND THEM DUNGEONS.  IT ALSO SHOWS YOU WHAT BUTTONS ARE USED FOR.  THAT BOTTOM SCREEN SAVED MY LIFE YO.  ANOTHER COOL THING ABOUT THIS 3DS IS THE CAMERA.  YOU CAN PUSH A BUTTON AND LOOK AROUND THE LEVEL WHEN YOU MOVE YOUR DS! ITS JUST LIKE YOUR THAT ZELD.. LINK DUDE!  I WAS ALL LOOKIN UP AT MY ROOF, BUT HOLY SHIT THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE! I SCREAMED LIKE A BIIIIITCH!

I TOTALLY THINK YOU SHOULD PICK UP THIS GAME CAUSE IT’S JUST AS BAD ASS AS THE ORIGINAL, BUT IT’S GOT ALL THESE BITCHIN UPGRAYDZ THANKS TO THE THREE DEE ESS!

I will go with a score of 10/10 because the original was an amazing game with hardly any flaws and they have only improved on the original recipe for the game with amazing new features courtesy of the 3ds.  I would highly recommend you pick this game up for your 3ds, and for those of you without a 3ds, you may want to consider picking one up for this game and the upcoming releases that are sure to be a blast, bitch.


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  1. Comment by Terina ClouthierJuly 31, 2011 at 1:28 pm   Reply

    Thank you for the post. Ive just bought an Ocarina just like the one from The Legend Of Zelda – Ocarina Of Time. Do you know you can play the same songs as in the game? Its incredible;)

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