What bumper stickers say about you.

admin | June 20, 2011 in Randomly | Comments (1)

Political Campaign Sticker – “I want everyone to see that I either agree with you or disagree with you.  If you disagree, you are an ignorant jackass and are a babykiller.  If we agree, then I will follow you on twitter.”

Jesus Fish – “I am a wholesome person and go to church every Sunday.  But if you cut me off, I will fucking kill you.”

Support our troops – “I bought this at the gas station buying a case of Bud and saw this bumper sticker, so I bought it because I want people to know that I care about our troops.”

Campaign Sticker from Past Campaign – “I’m still right and you’re still wrong.”

Watch Out For Motorcycles – “I know someone who rode a motorcycle once.”

Anti-Obama Sticker with the Obama “O” – “Hey I hate Obama and lots of words have them O’s in them.”

Salt Life Stickers – “I enjoy the beach, and am most likely a huge douchebag.”

Anti Left or Right wing slogan Sticker – “For every sticker I have, I have had that many pointless lives.  Oh I have multiple? Wow, I suck at living.”

Bumper sticker are the hideous things ever.  They just scream “I need attention, even when I’m driving.”  Don’t be tacky, get rid of them.



One Response to “What bumper stickers say about you.”

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  1. Comment by Annabel PannunzioJuly 19, 2011 at 3:40 am   Reply

    I love reading your blog, keep these posts coming

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